Haha - love some of the random chinglish you get knocking around... even in text books!

Hope you manage to lay down the law in your classes - can't have these young whippersnappers chomping through pictures of the queen! What would her majesty say?! If you're looking for ideas of games and activities you might want to check out this group: http://www.tefl-chalkboard.com/groups/59-Teaching-ideas-materials and also chat to Emma, who's a really experienced teacher: http://www.tefl-chalkboard.com/emmafoers/

Good luck and keep us posted on progress!

Ha! Sounds like a good book, don't worry you will see vast improvements in your teaching ven in the next few classes...being threw in at the deep end is always the best way to learn!

p.s. Was just told the page of the textbook I will need to teach from today. The story is this:

"My parents say' lets celebrate your tooth! We drive to the beach. I throw my tooth in the water. I ask for a gold tooth and I am happy."

Who writes this stuff?!?