Kids are Quick

Teacher:  Maria, go to the map and find   North America .. 

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ? 

Class: Maria.

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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

John: You told me to do it without using tables.

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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

Teacher: No, That's wrong

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:  What are you talking about? 

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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 TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE:       Me! 

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 

GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 

MILLIE:           I is.. 

TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' 

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE:       No, sir. It's the same dog. 

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD:   A teacher 

Enjoy!